Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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