Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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