she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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