if you like me you must not know who I am
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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