Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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