She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Is it because I queefed?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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