I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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