is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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