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I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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