You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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