that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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