I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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