if only i could text you this smell
even my farts smell like vagina
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
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Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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