think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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