Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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