I'm so fucking centered right now
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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