just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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