Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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