oh fat girl friday strikes again...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Randomize
