margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
At least make sure they are 18
Why
wat bout pragnant strippers??
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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