Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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