I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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