I just saw a hot homeless man
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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