girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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