I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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