At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
