There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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