But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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