What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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