are you so shy because you have an std?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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