so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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