what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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