You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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