If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You need Xanax blowdarts
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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