I want to have your abortion
North Korea, Best Korea!
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
tell me about the eggs
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