I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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