playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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