so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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