It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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