Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.