It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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