Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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