Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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