So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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