Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?