judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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