Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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