I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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