whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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