It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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