let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Randomize