ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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