girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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