Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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