So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
