Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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